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Appetizers
Bedfordshire clanger
This delicious dumpling is a kind of roly-poly puddling. Also known as a Trowley dumpling, or Hertfordshire clanger. It is served cold, and, while the crust was not originally inteded for consumption, you will be expected to eat the whole thing.
calories: -50 (You will expend more energy eating this than you get nutritionally)
$8.88
Parched peas
These are purple-podded peas that are cooked if the stove here is working. Served with malt vinegar. This dish is only available on November 5.
$2.90
Scotch egg
It's a boiled egg which is encased within ground meat and fried. This is literally disgusting.
$-0.50 (We will pay you to get rid of it)
Meals
Fish and chips
This delicious staple of English cuisine, also known as "Fish 'n' chips", is a batter fried fish dish common across all of England, Great Britain, and the colonies. It is fish fried in batter served along with chips (or "French fries" for our friends in the colonies). It will also be accompanied by lemon slices.
(May contain fish)
$5.99
Stargazy pie
This dish is composed of baked pilchards, eggs, potatoes, and covered with a pastry crust. Also known as "Sterrey gazey"
A merry plaas you may believe
woz Mowsel pon Tom Bawcock's Eve.
To be theer then oo wudn wesh
To sup o sibm soorts o fesh!
Wen morgee brath ad cleard tha path
Comed lances for a fry,
An then us had a bet o scad
an starry gazee py.
-Robert Morton Nance (c. 1930)
$12.99
Full English breakfast
Bacon, eggs, sausages, black pudding, tomatoes, and toast. Served with tea. Jolly good!
$10.00
Drinks
Tea
Everyone knows what tea is!
It's free, because in England tea is a human right.
Channel isle milk
Cow's milk produced by the Jersey and Guernsey cattle.
$1.99
Horlicks
We don't know what this is, we just found a bottle of it in the basement. Good luck! Enjoy!
$2.50